Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where do termites go camping?