What did the confused bee say?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a priest's favorite food?