What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?