What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why are books always so angry?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

How does a barber get to work?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's the coldest vegetable?