Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?