Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's the holiest insect?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
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