Why do basketball players like cookies?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?