Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?