Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Which family member has tusks?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How do trees get access to the internet?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?