Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Which president loved to take baths?

What sweet treat never panics?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?