What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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