What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?