Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
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Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
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