Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do insects learn at school?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the foal cough?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Did you know about April 1st?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?