Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?