Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How do locomotives know where to go?