Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
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What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
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What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
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