Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What bee is good for your health?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do football players make great fishermen?