My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

How does a taco bless the table?

Which family member has tusks?