What sweet treat never panics?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?