Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
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