What superpower do all middle children have?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What building always gets stains on it?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?