Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What fish sings the best?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?