Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the cat start laughing?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where do ships always get stuck?