I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How does a cow do math?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What are the strongest days of the week?