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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What's the loudest sport?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

How do you talk to a giant?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?