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What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?