We had a discussion about roses.

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What nationality are most fish?

What horn never makes a sound?

How much does freedom weigh?