How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why was the math book sad?

What's the saddest part of the week?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Where do tough ducks come from?