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What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What animal knows kung fu?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

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