What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.