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Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

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How do you make antifreeze?

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What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

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What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?