How do you get kids to do something?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Where do pigs love to take naps?