What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where do books sleep?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the cow afraid?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
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