What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Do dads always snore?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
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