What kind of car does a chicken have?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How long will dinner be?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.