Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?