To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Which insect makes the best father?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why can't you trust a pig?