What kind of music do planets like?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?