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How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

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What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?