What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why are computers so good at golf?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where do polar bears vote?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?