How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?