What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What's the most determined bird?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?