What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Can February March?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Where do chips wear socks?