Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?