What's a dog's favorite city?

When do cows get tired?

Why was the dog so popular?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How are mountains able to see?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do birds go to drink?

What animal has the most fun?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?