Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What's the politest month?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?