What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What does the sun drink out of?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do hogs play so much football?
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