Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why is money so stubborn?
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