What do you call a vacation at home?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

It's allergy season again?