What is a sheep's favorite game?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?